I feel like I have a lot of really super random thoughts…here are just a few:
When shopping online…there should be a way to sort shoes by ugly and not ugly. And if you appeal to the not ugly shoes you shop there, and if you find you like the ugly shoes, then you should only have to view those. This will save time and save yourself from thinking…Ewww do people REALLY wear those?? Clearly this could never happen due to the subjectivity of it all…but it’s a darn shame.
Same with warping. Like on Star Trek (which I totally pronounce star TRACK). I think it would be so nice if you could just warp places. Maybe I’m just lazy…I don’t know…But, it would sure be nice.
Why is it that DSW has SO many shoes, yet more times than not, I walk out empty handed? It’s kind of like the outlet mall…it’s never really THAT cheap or THAT good of a deal…unless of course those prices are marked down again. Like you get all geared up and ready to do damage, but when you get there, it is utter disappointment. Hmmm…yes…that shirt is cute…but I can get that same shirt at the regular store for basically the same price and it doesn’t have a messed up stitching or one sleeve slightly lower than the other. And yet, I still shop there with the same inflated expectations….
Why won’t my dog learn that if he goes outside and eats grass, he will puke it back up?? I mean…this happens ALL the time. Didn’t Pavlov prove that dogs can learn by being conditioned? Darby learned that if he goes outside and goes potty, he’ll get a treat. So, every time he goes outside, he comes in and waits by the treats. Why does this thought process not happen with the barfing? No one likes to throw up. Why can’t he put two and two together that if he eats the grass, it will come back up? Interesting…..
Can my company screen how many times I play solitaire?
Do people really think it’s a good idea to post their inner most thoughts on dating and relationships on facebook?
I wonder what Darby is thinking about? Do dogs have thoughts like people do? Does he have a little voice inside his head that sounds like, “oh man I’m so hungry right now” or is more like “woof woof…woof woof woof?” Or is there nothing at all? I believe they definitely have thoughts like people do and I’m sure my dog’s are probably just as crazy as mine.
This is a listing of random thoughts I’ve had just in the past few days. If I kept a running list, I can only imagine how crazy it would make me look! I think this blog will be of no surprise to those that know me well…I verbalize most of my thoughts…no matter how nutty they are.
